Llama Blog

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

dirkkat:

i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

koolaidicecubes:

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

*has angry sex with the hole*

(Source: rgfk)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names